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Latest Pictures

 

Family Food Consumption By Country VII

I like how the Italian family favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family favorite food is spaghetti!

 

Family Food Consumption By Country VI

I like how the Italian family favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family favorite food is spaghetti!

 

Family Food Consumption By Country V

I like how the Italian family favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family favorite food is spaghetti!

 

Family Food Consumption By Country IV

I like how the Italian family favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family favorite food is spaghetti!

 

Family Food Consumption By Country III

I like how the Italian family favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family favorite food is spaghetti!

 


 

Games


  • Let The Bullets Fly

     
    This Game is from the famous movie "Let the Bullets Fly". Shoot your gun and let the bullets ricochet into killing or knocking over all the enemies. Use the mouse to aim and shoot.

  • Ultimate Force 2

     
    Terrorists are back!Ultimate Forces must stop them once again! Use the mouse to aim and shoot.

  • Creative Kill Chamber

     
    Creative Kill Chamber is a click and point game with action and shooting features. Escape the Creative Kill Chamber by killing your captors one by one.

  • Gamezastar Open Tennis

     
    Play against top ranked tennis players, in a four stage tournament.

  • Running Back Attack
     

    It is the final seconds of the game and you need a touchdown to win. Can you get through the defense and get that touchdown? Move the mouse left to right to swerve between the defense.

  • Feed The King
     

    Stack as many cakes as possible in the coffee break stacking skill game 'Feed The King' and then move the flying king in order to eat up all the stuff! Press the down arrow key to drop the cakes on top of each other.

  • Steam Droid
     

    Use your gun to take down all the enemies, free the steam droids in over 14 levels and take on the final big boss. Visit the store to upgrade to triple shot, reverse shot, rockets, homing missiles, invincibility, armor, gun power and rapid fire speed!

  • Wake Up The Box 2

    The boxes are back, and once again sleeping! Find ways to wake them up by placing objects on the playfield!

  • Try To Survive
     

    Shoot down the waves of alien, and stop their invasion! Research and upgrade, build guns and turrets. Use the mouse to aim and shoot.

  • Sift Heads World Act 6
     

    After having their head quarters destroyed, Vinnie and his gang try to find the culprit and stop them for good. But the guys will find out that more than one clan is behind this attack!

 

 


JOKES

Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock Knock Jokes 1

Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who? Astor the ball is over!

Knock Knock Jokes 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred of the dark! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma not going to tell you!

Knock Knock Jokes 3

Knock Knock Who's there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who's there? Atlas! Atlas? Atlas it's the weekend! Knock Knock Who's there? Atomic! Atomic who? Atomic ache! Knock Knock Who's there? Axl! Axl who? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock Jokes 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie one you like! Knock Knock Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!

Knock Knock Jokes5

Knock Knock Who's there? Amahl! Amahl who? Amahl shook up! Knock Knock Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Amana bad mood! Knock Knock Who's there? Amazon! Amazon who? Amazon of a gun! Knock Knock Who's there? Alpaca! Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase! Knock Knock Who's there? Althea! Althea who? Althea later, alligator!

Knock Knock Jokes 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock Jokes 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock Jokes 8

Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! Knock Knock Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock Jokes 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! Knock Knock Who's there? Alice!

Knock Knock Jokes 10

Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who's there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!

 


Monkey Organization

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

 


 

Lion Tamer

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."


 

 Wittle Wabbit

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

 


Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"


 

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."


 

 Eucalyptus Road

Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived.

"Right at the end of Eucalyptus Road," Billy Bob replied.

"Could you spell that for me please?" the operator asked.

After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said, "How 'bout I just drag her on over to Pine Street and y'all can pick her up there?"

 


 Redneck Logic

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

 


 

Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

 


 

Southern Comments

Exclamations:

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Threats:

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."

"This'll jar your preserves."

"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

Good Things/Compliments:

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."

"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

"Gooder than grits."

The Weather:

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

Descriptions:

A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."

A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

Insults:

"She's uglier than homemade soap."

"Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"

Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."

Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."

 


 


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