Tastes may change, but Fun is FUN!
Circa 2011- 2013

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Tastes may change, but Fun is FUN! Occupyfun.com WAS an entertainment website dedicated to occupy visitors with tons of fun, including funny videos, games, pictures and jokes.
Content is from the site's 2011- 2013 archived pages.
ENJOY!

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About Us

Occupyfun.com is an entertainment website dedicated to occupy you with tons of fun, including funny videos, games, pictures and jokes. Founded in May of 2010, Occupyfun.com entertains huge amount of people in the world each month with free games and funny videos updated frequently. Occupyfun.com is expanding to become one of the largest media companies online. 

Advantages of Occupyfun.com

• Fun: There are tons of fun on Occupyfun.com, including funny videos, pictures, games, jokes and forum. Don't worry, be happy.
• Free: Everything on Occupyfun.com is free!
• Quality: We pick and post the high quality contents. The best games, videos, pictures and jokes in Occupyfun.com.
• Easy: Everything on Occupyfun.com is one simple click. Easy to use.
• Fresh: We update our contents frequently! Always new and fresh contents!
• Big Screen: Occupyfun.com has big screen for the games, and full screen for the videos. Therefore, you can enjoy the games and videos fully.

Disclosure
We are a professional site that receives compensation from the companies whose products we review. We test each product thoroughly and give high marks to only the very best. We are independently owned and the opinions expressed here are our own.

 

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Games

 

 

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JOKES

Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock Knock Jokes 1

Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who? Astor the ball is over!

Knock Knock Jokes 2

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred of the dark! Knock Knock Who's there? Alma! Alma who? Alma not going to tell you!

Knock Knock Jokes 3

Knock Knock Who's there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who's there? Atlas! Atlas? Atlas it's the weekend! Knock Knock Who's there? Atomic! Atomic who? Atomic ache! Knock Knock Who's there? Axl! Axl who? Axl me nicely and I might just tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anita! Anita who? Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

Knock Knock Jokes 4

Knock Knock Who's there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes! Knock Knock Who's there? Amos! Amos who? Amosquito just bit me! Knock Knock Who's there? Amy! Amy who? Amy fraid I've forgotten! Knock Knock Who's there? Annetta! Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie one you like! Knock Knock Who's there? Anthem! Anthem who? You Anthem devil you!

Knock Knock Jokes5

Knock Knock Who's there? Amahl! Amahl who? Amahl shook up! Knock Knock Who's there? Amana! Amana who? Amana bad mood! Knock Knock Who's there? Amazon! Amazon who? Amazon of a gun! Knock Knock Who's there? Alpaca! Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase! Knock Knock Who's there? Althea! Althea who? Althea later, alligator!

Knock Knock Jokes 6

Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock! Knock Knock Who's there? Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly! Knock Knock Who's there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! Knock Knock Who's there? Adlai! Adlai who? Adlai a bet on that!

Knock Knock Jokes 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two...! Knock Knock Who's there? Anna! Anna who? Anna going to tell you! Knock Knock Who's there? Anne Boleyn! Anne Boleyn who? Anne Boleyn alley! Knock Knock Who's there? Amin! Amin who? Amin thing to do! Knock Knock Who's there? Ammonia! Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid!

Knock Knock Jokes 8

Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! Knock Knock Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then!

Knock Knock Jokes 9

Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock Knock Who's there? Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe! Knock Knock Who's there? Alfred! Alfred who! Alfred the needle if you sew! Knock Knock Who's there? Ali! Ali who? Ali, Ali oxen free! Knock Knock Who's there? Alice!

Knock Knock Jokes 10

Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who's there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who's there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who's there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!

 

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Monkey Organization

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels.

Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.

The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

 

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Lion Tamer

Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer."

The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know nothing about no lion taming."

"Yes I do!"

"Well, OK, answer me this. When one of those lions comes at you all roaring and biting, what you gonna do?"

"Well, then I take that big chair they all carry, and I stick it in his face until he backs down."

"Well, what if the lion takes that big paw, and hooks the chair with them big claws, and throws that chair out of the cage? What do you do then?"

"Well, then I takes that whip they all carry, and I whip him and whip him until he backs down."

"Well, what if that lion bites that whip with his big teeth, and bites it in two? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, then I take that gun they all carry, and I shoot him."

"Well, what if that gun doesn't work? What will you do then?"

"Well, then I pick up some of the shit that's on the bottom of the cage, and I throw it in his eyes, and I run out of
the cage."

"Well, what if there ain't no shit in the bottom of the cage? What you gonna do then?"

"Well, that's dumb. Cause if that lion comes at me, and he throws the chair out of the cage, and he bites the whip in two, and my gun don't work, there's going to be some shit on the bottom of that cage, you can bet on that."

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 Wittle Wabbit

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A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."

 

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Vampire Bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"

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The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear.

One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump, enjoying his breakfest of berries. Then he heard someone yelling at him. It was the rabbit.

"Hey! Hey, Teddy, get your butt over here. I've got something to show you!"

"Not now! I'm eating."

"Oh come on!" said the rabbit. "It's really important."

"No way."

"Please. It's urgent."

So the bear decided to go all the way over the wide river. It took him all day and all night to get over to the other side. He nearly drowned. And when he finally got there he was groaning and panting, and wheezing for air.

"Well, rabbit," he panted. "What did you want to tell me?"

"Hey, Teddy," the rabbit began, "look how many berries are on the other side of the river."

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 Eucalyptus Road

Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived.

"Right at the end of Eucalyptus Road," Billy Bob replied.

"Could you spell that for me please?" the operator asked.

After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said, "How 'bout I just drag her on over to Pine Street and y'all can pick her up there?"

 

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 Redneck Logic

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!" said the redneck.

The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"

The redneck was catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.

"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

"No," his friend replied.

"You're queer, ain't ya?"

 

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Expensive Fishing Trip

Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.

They spend a fortune.

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.

It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

 

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Southern Comments

Exclamations:

"Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!"

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."

Threats:

"I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle."

"This'll jar your preserves."

"Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!"

Good Things/Compliments:

"Cute as a sack full of puppies."

"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it."

"Gooder than grits."

The Weather:

"It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."

"It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."

Wintry roads are said to be "slicker than otter snot."

Descriptions:

A bothersome person is "like a booger that you can't thump off."

When something is bad then you say, "that ain't no count."

If something is hard to do, it's "like trying to herd cats."

"He ran like his feet was on fire and his ass was catchin."

A hectic schedule keeps you "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."

Insults:

"She's uglier than homemade soap."

"Your momma's so fat, when she stepped up on the scale to be weighed, it said 'To be continued.'"

"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."

"Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits."

"The wheels still turning, but the hamsters dead"

Any insulting statement is always followed by "bless his/her heart."

Example: "She's dumber than a door knob, bless her heart."

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More Background On OccupyFun.com

 

OccupyFun.com was an online entertainment website that emerged during the early 2010s, a period when web-based humor portals, casual gaming hubs, and viral media aggregators were a dominant force in internet culture. Designed to provide users with lighthearted distractions, the site centered on the idea that humor and play were universal and timeless, regardless of changing tastes or trends.

The platform positioned itself as a destination for free entertainment, offering a combination of funny videos, browser-based games, image galleries, jokes, and short comedic text content. Unlike politically oriented platforms or activist websites that happened to share similar language in their naming, OccupyFun.com explicitly defined itself as non-political, entertainment-focused, and intentionally detached from serious discourse.

Although the site is no longer actively updated, it remains accessible in archival form and serves as a representative example of early 2010s digital entertainment culture.

Founding and Ownership

OccupyFun.com was launched in 2010, during a surge in independently owned entertainment websites that relied on ad-based revenue and viral sharing rather than subscription models. The site identified itself as independently owned, with no indication of being part of a large media conglomerate.

No public corporate filings, executive leadership disclosures, or registered business entities are prominently associated with the domain. This lack of formal transparency was common for small to mid-scale entertainment sites of the era, many of which were run by small teams or individual founders operating informally.

The site described itself as professionally operated while retaining independence in content selection and editorial decisions. Revenue generation was implied through advertising and compensated product mentions, a standard monetization model at the time.

Purpose and Core Mission

OccupyFun.com’s core mission was simple: to keep visitors entertained. The site emphasized accessibility, ease of use, and free content, eliminating barriers such as paywalls or mandatory registrations.

The guiding philosophy centered on several principles:

• Entertainment should be free and easy to access

• Humor transcends cultural and geographic boundaries

• Casual engagement is as valuable as long-form interaction

• Content should be refreshed regularly to encourage repeat visits

Rather than building a community-driven platform with deep user interaction, OccupyFun focused on content consumption, making it ideal for short visits and casual browsing.

Content Categories and Features

OccupyFun.com organized its offerings into several distinct content categories, each designed to provide immediate amusement.

Games

One of the site’s primary attractions was its library of browser-based games. These games typically required no downloads and could be played directly within the web browser.

The selection leaned heavily toward arcade-style action games, puzzle games, and casual skill-based challenges. Many of the titles were characteristic of the Flash-based gaming era, offering fast gameplay loops, simple controls, and visually engaging mechanics.

These games were presented in large viewing formats, emphasizing immersion and ease of play.

Videos

The video section aggregated humorous clips, comedic moments, and visually entertaining short videos. This content often mirrored the viral video culture that was flourishing at the time, predating the dominance of modern short-form video platforms.

Videos were typically embedded or hosted in a way that prioritized full-screen viewing, allowing users to focus entirely on the entertainment experience.

Images and Galleries

OccupyFun.com also featured image-based humor, including amusing photos, visual jokes, and themed image collections. These galleries functioned similarly to early meme pages, though often with a more curated and static presentation style.

Images were easy to browse and required minimal interaction, making them ideal for users looking for quick entertainment.

Jokes and Written Humor

A substantial portion of the site consisted of written jokes, including knock-knock jokes, short comedic stories, and humorous observations. These sections appealed to users who preferred text-based humor or were browsing in environments where audio or video playback was not ideal.

The humor style was intentionally broad, drawing from classic joke formats rather than topical satire.

Design and User Experience

The design of OccupyFun.com reflected common web aesthetics of the early 2010s. Layouts were straightforward, navigation was simple, and pages loaded quickly even on slower connections.

Key design priorities included:

• Minimal learning curve for new visitors

• Prominent placement of featured content

• Large display areas for games and videos

• Simple categorization without deep menus

The site avoided visual clutter and focused on functionality over elaborate branding, consistent with its role as a casual entertainment hub.

Popularity and Reach

While OccupyFun.com did not achieve the global recognition of major entertainment brands, it appears to have maintained steady traffic during its active years, particularly between 2011 and 2013.

The site positioned itself as serving a worldwide audience, with content that did not rely heavily on regional or language-specific references. This universality allowed it to appeal to users across different countries and cultures.

Due to the lack of preserved analytics data and the discontinuation of historical ranking services, precise visitor numbers are unavailable. However, the frequency of archived updates and the breadth of content suggest that the site experienced regular engagement.

Audience Demographics

OccupyFun.com appealed to a broad demographic, but several audience segments were especially well-served:

• Casual internet users seeking quick entertainment

• Younger users interested in browser-based games

• Office or school users browsing during short breaks

• Visitors looking for humor without social interaction

The absence of required accounts or community features meant that users could engage anonymously and effortlessly.

Cultural and Social Context

OccupyFun.com existed during a pivotal moment in internet history, just before social media platforms fully absorbed the role of content aggregation.

At the time:

• Flash games were still widely supported

• Dedicated entertainment websites competed for attention

• Viral content spread through forums and early social networks

• Search engines played a major role in content discovery

Sites like OccupyFun.com contributed to the decentralized entertainment ecosystem that defined the pre-platform internet, where users visited many independent sites rather than relying on a single feed.

Search Engine Identity Challenges

The site’s name introduced an unusual challenge. During its active years, the word “occupy” became strongly associated with political movements, which affected search engine result relevance.

Rather than rebranding or aggressively pursuing reputation management strategies, the site leaned into the irony, acknowledging the mismatch with humor. This approach reflected the playful ethos of the platform and highlighted early limitations in algorithmic search interpretation.

Reviews and Public Perception

OccupyFun.com was generally perceived as a harmless, fun-focused site offering free entertainment. There is little evidence of controversy or widespread criticism associated with the platform.

Users who encountered the site typically did so through casual browsing, links, or search queries related to games or humor. As with many entertainment aggregators of the time, the experience varied depending on content freshness and personal taste.

Decline and Archival Status

Like many Flash-era entertainment sites, OccupyFun.com gradually declined as:

• Flash technology was deprecated

• Mobile browsing overtook desktop usage

• Social media platforms centralized content distribution

• User expectations shifted toward personalized feeds

Rather than shutting down completely, the site transitioned into an archival state, preserving much of its historical content as a snapshot of a specific era of the web.

Legacy and Significance

OccupyFun.com represents an important chapter in early online entertainment history. It exemplifies how small, independent websites once played a major role in shaping daily internet experiences.

Its legacy lies not in scale or influence, but in illustrating how the internet once functioned as a network of independent destinations, each offering its own curated slice of entertainment.

For researchers, digital historians, and nostalgia-driven users, the site provides insight into:

• Early casual gaming culture

• Pre-algorithmic content discovery

• Humor trends of the early 2010s

• The evolution of online entertainment models

 

OccupyFun.com was a product of its time—an independently run entertainment website designed to occupy users with humor, games, and lighthearted distractions. Though no longer active in the modern sense, it remains a valuable digital artifact that reflects how people once interacted with the web for fun.

Its simplicity, accessibility, and playful tone capture a moment before entertainment became centralized, personalized, and platform-driven. In that sense, OccupyFun.com stands as a reminder of an earlier internet era where fun was straightforward, free, and just a click away.

 

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